Neo-Arcadia the Fourth (Fyooozzzboxxxx 2007)
A Being in the Digital Realm
The Digital Being Enters the Toxic Material World
The Digital Being is Dying and Must Be Healed
The Digital Being is Revived and Mystically Reborn
The Holy One Speaks to Citizens of Neo-Arcadia…
…As We Serve the Digital God in the Temple of Transfiguration…
…And Johnny Ciscernos Gives Us the Celestial Music of the Spheres.
Neo-Arcadia the Third, “The Fourth Yuga” (where did the second go? good question.)
We are destruction.
(Ya no, this duznt even mayk any cents to me any mawwwwwwwwwwwwwwr.)
Neo-Arcadia the First was either a “gooooal” or a rawwwring failure.
The Completion.
When the portal opes its mawwwww wwwwwwide wwwwwunss mawwwwwwwwwwr
You know you wanted to see this.
Lanneau, ekskyooz me, I meant Karl Sapien, and I were either “just married” or transported into the twelfth dimension.
Last but not least, thank you all for your support!
Mike Wachs and Beatrice Thomas forevz!!!
Luv yooz guyzzzzz
Full of Vim and Vigor.
“The Miizzzard no longer exists. He died circa 400,000 B.C.E. while trying to discover the transformative secrets of the Space Yetis.
His ghost haunts the digital realm and possesses various weavings and synthetic fabrics in the material world in an attempt to recreate Scriabin’s ‘Mysterium,’ a Gesamkunstwerke that destroys this earth to give birth to another.
“He is a figment, a warm bowl of minty fig meat topped with a spoonful of cold jellied plum.
“I have also heard that, although he has lived out only twenty-three years, the path that he traces thru spacetime is discontinuous: he shook to Marie Curie’s radioactive boogaloo, procured pamphlets from Le Sony’r Ra in Chicago, was a starving outcast with Grettir Armundarson on Drang Isle and pissed blue thanks to Yves Klein. His last known location was drunk out of his mind at the Deep Eddy Cabaret, singing karaoke alongside the shade of Rrose Selavy.
“All we can know for sure is that he’s a weird guy.”
-from William Cardini’s biography of the Miizzzard, “A Neo-Archaic Man”
